Give me Your $ in exchange for a Diss
This is the part where you turn over some of your hard-earned casheesh in exchange for a hand-crafted and offensive thing of beauty. I promise you two things:
- Your Whimsical Diss will be handmade in my own living room under the influence of no more than 2 beers, and
- I want you to be as delighted with the Whimsical Diss experience as I am in thinking up these little fuckers.
With that said, here are some customer service-ish things to keep in mind. I promise to:
- Ship your order within 2 business days
- Give a fuck when shit goes wrong
offers
$8 for a card? You gotta be fist-fuckin' me.
I hear you saying it, either aloud or in your head. Listen, asshole. I'm making these cards for you with my own two hands, in my free time. These little bastards are forged in the fire of my love of creative expression and my delight in liberal use of bad language. But I know you got bills to pay too! So I'm giving you all the reasons to stock up on Whimsical Diss.
use code: BULKDISS
and you'll get $5 off your order of 5 cards or more.
PLUS...
Shipping is $3, whether you buy 1 Whimsical Diss card or 1000. Stock up and save on shipping. I ain't no Scrooge.
WANNA GET IN TOUCH?
I want to, too. Let's be penpals.